RUSSELL: Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54, Sweat lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
CARL: No.
RUSSELL: I could help you cross the street
CARL: No.
RUSSELL: I can help you cross your yard.
CARL: No.
RUSSELL: I could help you cross your porch.
CARL: No.
RUSSELL: Well, I gotta help you cross something.
CARL: No, I’m doing fine.
